This year’s Glastonbury line-up boasts the likes of Dua Lipa, SZA, Coldplay, and yes, brace yourselves, Shania Twain. Because who wouldn’t want to groove to ‘Man! I Feel Like a Woman’ while surrounded by thousands of slightly disoriented festival-goers?

But let’s be real. While the headliners may draw the crowds, true Glastonbury aficionados know that the real magic lies beyond the Pyramid stage. It’s in the hidden nooks and crannies where you stumble upon a soulful jazz band serenading a group of weary campers or a makeshift DJ booth in a converted camper van, pumping out beats until the early hours.

For those unlucky ones who missed out on securing their golden tickets, fear not. The  second chance at Glasto glory has been promised. And if all else fails, there’s always the trusty livestream from the comfort of your own living room, where the only queue you’ll encounter is for the fridge.

So, whether you’re belting out ‘Viva La Vida’ with Chris Martin or indulging in a late-night falafel feast, remember that Glastonbury is not just a festival — it’s a state of mind. So dust off your wellies, pack your glitter, and get ready for a weekend of music, mayhem, and memories that will last a lifetime. After all, as Shania would say, “That Don’t Impress Me Much”… unless it’s Glastonbury.

See you in the fields.